When my skinny friend says they need to go on a diet and i’m just like..
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Oh my
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Everybody calm the fuck down. i got this.
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- when walking down the hallway at school
- me: get the fuck out of my way
- me: move bitch
- me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
- me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
- me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
- me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
- me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
- me: i guess you always drool all over your boyfriend in front of room 7-229?
- me: do any of you fucks know how to walk?
- me: guess not
- phone: *rings*
- me: no
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- me (surprised): omg
- me (amused): omg
- me (angry): omg
- me (sad): omg
- me (nostalgic): omg
- me (annoyed): omg
- me (scared): omg
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I was hoping it was going to be this song
And I’m glad that it was.
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